Almost Aphorisms

the approximate aphorist

was a liberal litigation
in a democratic nation.

The United State’s
primary export crop
is banana republics.

The difference between
a prostitute and a call girl
is a matter of party affiliation.

The drive by shooting
is the continuation of State policy
by other means.

The New York Times
is the paper of record
but the record is broken.

He who argues
with the village idiot
assumes the position.

You can’t convince a broken mirror.

The Maoist shouting
Away with all gods
really means
Away with all Other gods.

Afterlife: a disease of clerics.

Existential Irony:
It took Sartre over 600 pages
To explain Nothing.

The military is murder.